Tag Archives: gluten

I eat stuff that people say isn’t healthy

I eat gluten, animals, sugar, and a whole bunch of stuff I can neither pronounce nor spell. I eat all of that stuff and I like it. There are chemicals in my food and I can’t pronounce them nor do I even care much about what they are or why they’re there. Am I worried […]

New! Revolutionary Weight Loss Breakthrough! The secret the superstars don’t want YOU to know!

Look as good as this model in your bikini this summer!!Superstars want to look better than the rest of us. When they find a diet that really works they don’t share it. They protect their secret because it’s job security! How can they justify the big bucks if they don’t look any better than we […]